Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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