butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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