watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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