on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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