Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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