Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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