he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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