I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
There was a lot of him and a little penis
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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