I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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