it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I love having hate sex.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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