remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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