he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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