So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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