Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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