lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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