Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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