I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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