Is it normal to miss your booty call?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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