FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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