Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
