hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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