Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
