just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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