We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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