I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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