quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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