nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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