worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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