I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i will never coherently bang her
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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