i can't believe i had my finger in that
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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