I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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