Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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