I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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