you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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