I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I am naked and annoyed.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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