Your tits are I can't wait for
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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