So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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