is your mom at the bar?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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