Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
These tits shall not be calmed
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