Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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