we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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