How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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