I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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