she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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