your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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