week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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