just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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