is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I wish there were birth control emojis
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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