let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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