I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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