Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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