I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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