Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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